ANOTHER BUSH KID ARRESTED
By Elaine Meinel Supkis
The youngest son of Florida Gov. Jeb Bush was arrested early Friday and charged with public intoxication and resisting arrest, law enforcement officials said.Good morning. Thank you for coming here to share some coffee or tea with me. I am Rush the Cyberdog.
John Ellis Bush, 21, was arrested by agents of the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission at 2:30 a.m. on a corner of Austin's Sixth Street bar district, said commission spokesman Roger Wade.
We are studying the remarkably messed up Bourbon Bush clan. They are a famous family devoted to getting drunk and robbing graves and stealing from the public weal. A side project is to kill as many people as possible while looking pious.
Today's story is about the youngest Bush generation or shall we say, degeneration? You judge yourself.
John, glad to have you here on our show. I hear you have a history of losing your temper and attacking people. Once, you drove onto your girlfriend's front yard and threatened her in Florida. But you were not put in prison, were you?
Bugger off, doggie. I don't have to answer any snivvilling peon's questions. My daddy is gonna smack you around, see?
I think I will get my time/space hole ready. This looks like it is going to be a difficult interview.
The nephew of President Bush was released on $2,500 bond for the resisting arrest charge, and on a personal recognizance bond for the public intoxication charge, officials said.You know, your aunt, Laura, didn't drive onto her boyfriend's front lawn, she ran him over instead. I must commend your *cough* self-control.
I didn't throw any telephones at clerks, either, dog. So the fuck what. Movie stars get arrested all the time. My uncle, W, was arrested a lot and he is President so fuck you, cops. Naaaayyyaaaa.
I see. Your family loves to stick their tongues out at the press as well as flash devil signs and laugh when standing on ruins. Here is a picture that illustrates the sense of privilage and lack of dignity that characterizes this degenerate clan.
The Bush twins are famous drunks and criminals themselves. They have been stopped but not arrested, thanks to the Secret Service who keeps them within the famous Bush Bubble, for using false IDs--which normally leads to prison--and public drunkeness not to mention drinking while underage!
Can you enlighten us as to why your family is all so criminally inclined?
You know, sometimes I want to do what uncle W used to do...put firecrackers in animals and blow them up.
I see. Let's return to your family now.
Gov. Bush and his wife, Columba, appeared Friday evening at a museum reception in Miami.I remember your sister being arrested for being a notorious pill popper and all around druggie just like her uncle was, might still be. She made the news and your father and mother tried to fluff it all off as a personal family matter. Yet all the Bushes go to churches and other public places, preening themselves on being pious and good. Yet your family has as big an arrest record as the cheapest trailer trash.
"My son's doing fine. It's a private matter. We will support him. We're sad for him. But I'm not going to discuss it on the public square with 30 cameras," the governor told reporters.
How do you all manage to do this trick? Does it contribute to your obvious rage and feeling of entitlement?
Here is a picture of some of your clan at an official function. The W twins comport themselves as if they are in a whorehouse rather than the White House and you are sitting there, looking murderous, as usual. Aren't you worried about your close resemblance to Saddam's sons? Same facial expression, same barely contained fury waiting to express itself?
I will note here that you are also carrying on the family tradition of being a rank coward as well as a bully. Your uncle called on Americans to show some patriotic frevor and you sit here, doing nothing. Aren't you ashamed?
Where is my beer? It is already 8am and I am not smashed. Oh, and fuck patriotism. That is for chumps and the Bushes are not chumps. Hahaha. We rule, you don't, doggie. Buzz off.
Thank you for joining us, John, and thank you for enduring this interview, dear readers. Now I must repair to another time/space venue to recover.
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