Monday, January 02, 2006

Bush Is Cockeyed Drunk


By Elaine Meinel Supkis

Yesterday, after drinking heavily alone at home, Bush went to a hospital to hand out Purple Bandaids to all the soldiers who really went to war unlike himself or Cheney. Look at the picture here. He is obviously stewed to the gills, literally cockeyed.

From Catch.com
President Bush began the new year on Sunday at the bedsides of wounded servicemen and women, and awarded nine Purple Hearts to U.S. troops who served in Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Bush spent the past week relaxing at his ranch where he rode his bike, cleared brush and prepared for his sixth year in office. He and his wife, Laura, and her mother, Jenna Welch, stayed at the ranch on New Year's Eve and had a steak dinner.
The president had a two-inch scratch across the left side of his brow.

"As you can probably see I was injured myself, not here at the hospital but in combat with a cedar," Bush quipped. "I eventually won."
All his private times, when he is under stress and goes off to hide in his spider hole, Bush always, always, always gets "hurt" in the head. He "falls" or "doors hit him" or "food causes him to faint" but every time, look at the photos, he is smashed on drink.

Here is the defintion of the word "Cockeyed":
Foolish; ridiculous; absurd: a cockeyed idea.
Askew; crooked.
Intoxicated; drunk.

Yes, drunk. And in this photo, I drew lines since the photo is square-on, showing he is significantly cockeyed! The two corners of his mouth are even and the bottom of the eyelids are even but the pupils are way off. And as usual, he conked his head while staggering about because his eyes can't focus.

His drooling, hanging mouth is just like after all the other famous drinking binges like the pretzel incident which happened when he was watching the Super Bowl alone.

This lunatic is worse than Yeltsin, who was obviously rolling out the barrel all the time, too. And since Bush can launch WWIII or drive us into a Great Depression, allowing him to blast away the last remaining stem cells, drinking, isn't a smart choice and indeed, are grounds for removing him from office.

He should be impeached for gross incompetence. Not to mention war crimes, treason (selling us to the Japanese, for example, is high treason no matter how you slice it!) and of course, the spying and outing CIA agents and all the rest.

Arrest him. Put him in an insane asylum. Ship him to Bagdad.
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